Hello and welcome to Going Nowhere Fast!! This blog was created by two confused recent college graduates hoping to share their hopes, joys, triumphs, and sheer terror. We hope that in coming here you feel just slightly less psychotic for the amount of turmoil you might be feeling after graduating from college. We don’t promise to offer any tangible, applicable, or practical advice. What we do promise to offer are unhealthy levels of cynicism and a space to frolic in our lamentations.
Julia
Julia is currently an unemployed 2016 college graduate experiencing a quarter life crisis while living with her married room mates in Parker, Colorado. She likes gluten, running, and mountain biking. She dislikes and severely resents the fact that her married room mates will not allow her to get a puppy. Also her married room mates are her parents.
Emily
Emily is also a 2016 graduate living with those pesky married roommates that birthed her (thank god they have a dog). She lives in the Silicon Valley and is mystified by all things technology. In all this newfound post-grad free time she enjoys trail runs, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and everything about water (swimming in it, drinking it, looking at it, reading about it, etc.).
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All of the other cool names were taken.
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